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American Independence ? The True Story

Posted in Humor on the August 6th, 2006

It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on thefloor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century equivalent of Game Boy: a model soldier with a rifle sat on amodel elephant, shooting at a model tiger two planks of wood away.

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Setting History Straight

Posted in Humor on the April 11th, 2006

Have you ever heard the name Will Schwenk? Or the name Artie Seymour? Probably not. But you will,you will, when the word gets around about how these two inglorious talents were by-passed, how they missed being touched bythe magic wand of Fate. For contrary to popular belief, the series of light operettas commonly attributed to Gilbert andSullivan were in effect written by the pair of nonentities named above, Artie being the melodist and Will the versifier.

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Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems

Posted in Humor on the March 15th, 2006

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town’s dogpoo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons havebeen sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a year now.

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Health Club Regulars ?- Some of the People Youre Likely To Meet at the Gym

Posted in Humor on the March 10th, 2006

One of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise equipment that’s available. It’salso a great place to meet and observe a wide cross section of society. Here are just a few of themore notable health club regulars:

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The Spare Parts Gremlins

Posted in Humor on the January 14th, 2006

Don’t you just love getting a little something extra? Sure you do. Everybody does. That’s why Online marketersthrow in 36 bonus ebooks with that little software item they are peddling.

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Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp

Posted in Humor on the January 11th, 2006

To: Maybelle Misfire
From: I. M.. Power, VP
Welcome aboard! Delighted you have accepted a position as planning analyst with MegaCorp. See you in September, as they say.

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Computers According to Carol

Posted in Humor on the January 1st, 2006

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.

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